Supercalifragilisticexpialidoxie (sung to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

Labradors and Goldens seem like dogs of yesterday

Replaced by the designer dogs and we just have to say

We’re trainers and we’re mystified and feel we’ve lost our way

No longer do we recognize the breeds we see today!

Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay!  Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay!

 
YorkiePoo and Cockachon a Puggle Labradoodle
 
Mix a breed and build a name the whole kit and kaboodle
 
It's enough to spin your head and set you on your noodle
 
Yorkipoo and Cockachon and Puggle Labradoodle!
 
Um diddle doodle doodle, um diddle ay!  Um diddle doodle doodle, um diddle ay!

Labradinger, Cava-Malt, and Peka-Poo – Ferocious!

Some of these concocted names are simply just atrocious!

What will people think of next – they must think it’s precocious

Labradinger, CavaMalt, and Peka-Poo – Ferocious!

Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay!  Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay!
Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay!  Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay!

You’d think that we’d be out of names – but wait – we can do better

Cockalier, Bullmatian, Cavazoo and Havashepherd

Saint Berdoodle, Bostonese, Pit Beagle and Poinsetter

Now we’re done – we’re speechless – all we can say is “WHATEVER!”