Last Minute Shopping Idea

Let's face it, we've all seen that handler. The one with lead gloves, granite feet, and the timing of Hunter S. Thompson at 5:00AM on January 1st, 1971. Don't you just wish you could give them a remote control? Well, wish no more!

Thinkgeek has the gift for you! The Control A Dog remote, powered by wishful thinking™, wll give them the control that nature and their nervous system has heretofore denied them!

Order now and you might have it by Christmas!

Attention humor-impaired readers: this is not really an electronic device. It's a gag.