Dr. Jon Klingborg | Wed, 01/21/2009 - 09:36
While conducting some ‘field research’ for my latest article, I was fortunate to stumble upon a secret society that knows the answer to one of the world’s most perplexing mysteries. For years, the Knights Fescue have closely guarded the truth, but they let me into the inner circle and now I can finally explain “Why do dogs eat grass?”
Insisting that we meet on his turf, the Chief of the Knights Fescue gave me directions to his hidden fortress—the Temple of Sod. It was located in the old, seedy side of town. The Chief Knight was dressed in green and wore a ceremonial blade around his waist.
When I asked why dogs eat grass, the Knight answered, “Because they don’t have thumbs.” He went on to explain that dogs understand their world based on how it feels in their mouth. Dogs test everything for pressure, taste, and texture. Since they can’t pick things up with their paws, everything ends up in the mouth!