The Euphemism Tango

It’s been a year since Mojo passed, and my search for a furry companion has officially begun. Websites like Petfinder.com and Adoptapet.com have brought the world of adoptable dogs to our fingertips, as they allow potential adopters to view a variety of pets in rescue groups and shelters. The vast majority of the listings include photographs, and, where available, a bit more information about the dog.

Although I fully expect to put time and effort into assimilating an adult dog into my home, this time around I’d prefer to adopt one without any major aggression or fear issues; even trainers need a break sometimes. While it’s helpful that these websites allow posters to indicate, via a slashed-circle graphic, that a particular dog is not good with other dogs, cats, or kids, apparently not all groups feel the need to use this handy tool. Euphemisms abound. “Would prefer to be your one and only” sounds romantic, yet it probably means the dog doesn’t play well with others. “This poor baby was found on the streets but will even warm up to men after a while” is sad, but it’s also a foreshadowing of a long road to rehabilitation. I even saw one today that said, “His bark is worse than his bite.” Yikes! 

I don’t mean to sound cold-hearted, and I do realize that saying a dog would prefer to be your only companion sounds much nicer than “he’s dog-aggressive.” And no one expects a dog to be perfect. I only hope when the rescue group is contacted that any behavior problems are disclosed, because hiding them isn’t doing anybody any favors. I imagine this type of concealment is one reason dogs are bounced around so much.

These dogs deserve better. They deserve to go into homes with people who are aware of their issues and are willing to work with them; and many people are. So yes, a slant in advertising is acceptable. A load of—to use a euphemism—“bull excrement,” not so much.